How 牛X MJ is

当听迈克尔杰克逊去世的消息时,我这样说,“当今世界再也没有第二个人的过世比他的更重大了。”

过后的几天,随着纪念活动的展开,了解了各种的消息和他的生平,越来越觉得自己说的话味道不对,但不知道怎样修改。

今天凌晨举行了迈克尔杰克逊的道别会。晚上,澳大利亚全部的电视台齐刷刷的在黄金时间取消了常规节目,转而播出迈克尔杰克逊过去的演唱会和采访录像。

Oh my god!

我赫然觉得自己曾经居然试图用地球人来做他的陪衬显得多么无知啊。对于迈克尔杰克逊而言,他过于强大以至于没有合适的参照物,任何语言来形容他的强大,都成了废话。

虽然不是他的歌迷,也了解他不多,但一个人牛X至此,不能不让我等小卒佩服的五体投地...

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留一个空格

本来想留个空格鞭策自己写一篇博客的 结果留了都两个星期了都么写出来 郁闷......

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低俗的蟹

几天没上网,发现沈睿老师的博客被和谐了。沈老师也就写写女权思想和妇女解放问题,搞不懂为啥就关掉了,并且原来的地方换成了一个纪念饭*岛-爱的博客。记得上次牛博被干掉的时候也是一样,原地址被转接到了一个做着阴+茎增/大广告网站上。我到不是想讽刺什么,但为什么每次都这样?亲娘啊,真费解啊...

沈老师的新博客地址是:(1)http://www.de-sci.org/blogs/shenruiblog (2)http://shenruibeijing.blogspot.com/

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如何推销自己啊?

(先声明:我不是标题党!!!)

前段日子,澳大利亚计划向全球招募大堡礁岛屿看护员。这个被称为“世上最好的工作”能够整天旅游、拍照,同时澳大利亚还提供住房和15万澳元的工资。Oh my God!

Ok 惊叹完毕... 这里要说的是海选的前50名已经出炉了(中文网址)。看了一下候选人上传的视频,猛得感觉到这就是一个极好的面试技能教学。

我的一个老师说过“学英语最好的方式就是教英语。” 同理可得“提高自己面试技巧的最佳方式就是看别人面试。” 我们也许一辈子也没机会当老版去面试别人,现在有这样一个能光明正大公开让你做东的机会,还不快快把握。

目前的前1.2.3名:

有兴趣可以对比下后面几名,孰优孰劣一目了然。看几个视频比读几本书还觉得受益匪浅。

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再来听歌

最近很忙....
很忙!很忙!很忙!很忙!!
所以继续听歌吧

[M Flo Loves Emyli & Diggy Mo - Dopamine]

[capsule-JUMPER]

另外 上次推荐的那首由三首歌合成出来的Starry Sky Yeah!实在太经典了 可惜网上没有现成的歌词 于是我把三首歌的歌词一起找了出来 然后就有了下面这个东西:

[lyric of Starry Sky Yeah!]

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Technologic x 7 YHEH!!

All you trekkies and tv addicts
Don't mean to diss
Don't mean to bring static
All you klingons in the fuckin' house
Grab your backstreet friend and get loud
Blowin' doors off hinges
I'll grab you with the pinchers
And no i didn't retire
I'll snatch you up
With the needle nose pliers

Like mutual of omaha
Got the ill boat
You've never seen before
Gliding in the glades
And like lorne greene
You know i get paid
Like caprese and with the basil
Not goofy like darren or hazel
I'm a mother fucking nick at night with
Classics rerunning that you know all right

YHEH!!

Now remain calm no alarm
Cause my farm ain't fat
So what's up with that
I've got friends and family that i respect
When i think i'm too good
They put me in check
So believe when i say i'm no better than you
Except when i rap
So i guess it ain't true
Like that y'all and you just don't stop
Guaranteed to make your body rock

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Let's turn this motherfuckin' party out

I sing for you
I think of you
I remember when I lost my mind
Remember when you catch my heart

You know for you
You don't be shy
I remember when I lost my mind
Remember when you catch my heart

Today Starry sky...
let me kiss you
Today is starry
Come to find me
Starry sky

YHEH!!

Said, "doc what's the condition
I'm a man that's on a mission"
Said, "son, you'd better listen
Stuck in your ass
Is an electrician"
Like a scientist
Mmmm when i'm applying this
Method of controlling my mind
Like einstein and the rappin' duke combined
Hey baby bubba now what the deal
I didn't know you go for that mass appeal
Some call it salugi
Some hot potato
I stole your mic and you won't see it later
Cause i work magic like a magician
I add up like a mathematician
I'm a bank cashier Engineer
I wear cotton but i don't wear sheer

I sing for you
I think of you
I remember when I lost my mind
Remember when you catch my heart

You know for you
You don't be shy
I remember when I lost my mind
Remember when you catch my heart

Today Starry sky...
let me kiss you
Today is starry
Come to find me
Starry sky

YHEH!!

Shazam and abracadabra
In the whip i'm gonna cruise past ya
Yo money, don't chump yourself
Put that shit back on the shelf
Light rays blazin'
You're out of phase
And my crews amazin'
We're working on the record yo
So stay patient

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Let's turn this motherfuckin' party out

Technologic

I sing for you
I think of you
I remember when I lost my mind
Remember when you catch my heart

You know for you
You don't be shy
I remember when I lost my mind
Remember when you catch my heart

Today Starry sky...
let me kiss you
Today is starry
Come to find me
Starry sky

Now, i go by the name of the king adrock
I don't wear a cup nor a jock
I bring the shit that's beyond bizarre
Like miss piggy
Who moi
I am the one with the clientele.
You say, "adrock, you rock so well"
I've got class like pink champale
Mca grab the mic before the mic goes stale

Don't test me
They can't arrest me
I'll fake right cross-over and shoot lefty
You look upset, yo calm down
You look cable guy dunked off of your crown
I flow like smoke out a chimney
You never been me
You wanna rap but what you're making ain't hip hop b

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Let's turn this motherfuckin' party out

YHEH!!

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,

Technologic x 3

YHEH!!

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推荐两首歌

有人说YouTube的另一个功能就是找歌,果然不错。最近跟着一个线索找到了很多喜欢的歌,下面推荐两首最喜欢

[Starry Sky YEAH! Remix] Capsule x Daft Punk x Beastie Boys:

[Do What U Gotta Do] feat.AI,Amuro Namie&Mummy-D:

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[新视频]January 09

录了一个新视频,第一次把时间扩到了近3分钟,并且各方面都不错,很满意。

PS:谢谢我妈帮忙拍摄

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《friends》

最近在家里看《friends》看疯了。

我觉得如果再这样下去,总有一天,我必会看死在电视机前面。

克制...克制......

另:面对最近zf关闭网站的一系列小动作,我们只有两个字:淡定

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老照片

家里人不知从哪里翻出来的老照片,上面的人多少和我有点血缘关系。如今,照片上最小的孩子也已经过半百了。

看完照片,说不出感想,心里五味杂陈。

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关于乐坛想法林林总总

最近关于乐坛方面想通几件事:

1.华语乐坛的颁奖典礼没有任何意义。先不提总所周知的潜规则——“不到场 没有奖”。另外, 整个颁奖典礼像是排排坐吃果果,十几个奖项人手一个,皆大happy。试问:难道歌手们之间的默契就像红军长征过草地一样,手拉手共进退,几十年如一日,依照同一个水平发专辑?所以不用谢CCTV和MTV 感谢同行更要紧。

2.多人的组合最后基本上总会解散。原因是:人多一倍不代表赚的钱也能多一倍,歌迷就这点,专辑销量就这点。两人组合代表着提成除以2,五人组合代表着提成除以5,十人组合代表着你只能拿提成的一个零头了。所以从这个角度来讲,多人组合若能多年不散,他(她)们之间的友好关系是不用质疑的。毕竟,金钱这关不是人人能过的。

3.我为自己曾经有那么一段时间,喜欢以讥讽周杰伦为乐而感到汗颜。虽然我也认为周的专辑大不如前,但周大大毕竟不是郭小四,讽刺周大大就像讽刺一个普通医生为什么没有攻克癌症一样,显得自己刻薄而又无耻。不说了,以后千万不干类似的事情了,我的脸都红了。

PS: 谢谢那个告诉我王若琳唱外语比国语要好听的人。差点错过了一个难得能让我喜欢上的好声音。(这句话怎么那么像唱片的推广口号额....   我发誓 不是这个意思)

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